Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Kambakkht Ishq


2009 Indian Bollywood romantic comedy directed by Sabbir Khan. Originally scheduled to release in December 2008, the film was postponed due to extensive production work and was released on 3 July 2009. When Hollywood stuntman Viraj Shergill (Akshay Kumar) and medical student and model Simrita Rai (Kareena Kapoor) come across each other at his brother Lucky's (Aftab Shivdasani) and her best friend Kamini's (Amrita Arora) hastily planned wedding ceremony, they instantly develop a dislike for each other.





Favorite Lines:

Do you know what Love is? Love will clip your wings. You won't be able to fly. It will make your life hell.
--Viraj

Creep? I wish there was such a creep in my life. I'd get such lovely flowers.
--Nimrata

But tonight, ladies and gentlemen is not about me. It's about the real heroes behind the action. And it's my real privilege to give this award to someone ...who is my real life hero. To the man who takes the fall as the director yells action.
--Sylvester Stallone

Are you guys out of your minds to renounce such happiness? And for a stuck up little witch like me?
--Simrita

Don't you always say that all stuntmen are dumb? It's true. Absolutely true.
--Lucky

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Penelope


2006 modern romantic tale about a young aristocratic heiress born under a curse that can only be broken when she finds true love with "one who will love her faithfully.". Directed by Mark Palansky starring Christina Ricci, James McAvoy and Reese Witherspoon.





Favorite Lines:

I like myself the way I am!
--Penelope

Y'know you inspired me, doing what you did, going off on your own like that.
--Max/Johnny

So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job?
--Annie

10 Things I Hate About You


1999 American teen romantic comedy film. The film, a modernization of Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew, is titled after a poem written by the film's female lead (Stiles) to describe her bittersweet romance with the male lead (Ledger).




Favorite Lines:

Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
--Bianca

You are amazingly self-assured, has anyone ever told you that?
--Kat

Someone paid me to take out this really great girl. Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.
--Patrick

3 Idiots


2009 Indian comedy-drama film directed by Rajkumar Hirani. Two friends embark on a quest for a lost buddy. On this journey, they encounter a long forgotten bet, a wedding they must crash, and a funeral that goes impossibly out of control.






If Michael Jackson's dad forced him to be a boxer... and Mohammad Ali's dad pushed him to be a singer... imagine the disaster.
--Rancho

Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last.
--Farhan

I was a good student since childhood. Parents hoped I'd end their poverty. That scared me... My fear grew. Fear is not good for grades, sir.
--Raju

You're right, Dad. It wasn't suicide... It was murder.
--Pia

We Bought A Zoo



2011 Comedy-drama film based on the 2008 memoir of the same name by Benjamin Mee. It tells the story of Mee and his family who just moved into a dilapidated zoo and took on the challenge of preparing the zoo for its reopening to the public.





Favorite Lines:

You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.
--Benjamin Mee

It is what it is. Sometimes you don't know what it is until you see what it is. You know? Once you see what it is, then you can figure out.
--Mr. Stevens

I have a question for you. You're some random guy from the city, no one in the zoo community has ever heard of you. You know nothing about animals and you moved into a dump. I mean, what kind of regular person just up and buys a place like this? Especially somebody with kids. Why?
--Kelly Foster

Oh, this next part's kind of hurtful. It says, listen to your heart not your brother. She used three exclamation marks.
--Duncan Mee